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youareplayingaguitarhornjoe:

calumss:

i dont know how to feel about this 😡

When I see things like this it makes me lose respect for them and wonder why the hell I still like them, they really need to start treating their fans well otherwise they’re gonna lose them

It is amazing though. Luke seems like the bad boy ya know? And Ashton seems like the little sunshine who is just a kitten basically. Michael is independent and funny. And Calum… well Calum is Calum. I always thought that if the boys were mean it would be Luke. Idk why but I knew he was nice. But it seemed like he would be the most suspected. But it isn’t. He is nice. And it is really shit that fame can get to their heads. One direction was really lucky. They had Simon and made this amazing bond. And they are all sweethearts. As for 5sos it really sucks that boy singers seem to turn into more of douche bags with fame (1D being the exception.) And like just so fucking rude to not interact with someone because of the way they look. These people support you, buy your music, and look up to you as inspiration and leaders. And they wait for you, only to be the complite opposit of what you expect. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. Because for someone to bring you joy and then having it crash down is literally heartbreaking.

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source: vlixns via: tomlinsarse #fs #true
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peterpansflight:

harry wearing the jersey of the first openly gay nfl player ever, who hasn’t even played an official nfl season game yet, on stage in front of tens of thousands of fans is such a huge and incredible sign of support and i hope that for once people realize that and respect it as the amazing sign of queer support that it is, without trying to belittle his actions and twist them into anything less than what they are

GO HAZZA!

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dolllarbills:

*when a girl takes a nude and it gets leaked*

everyone: omg she’s such a whore she shouldn’t be sending inappropriate pictures to random guys wow

*when a guy takes a nude and it gets leaked*

everyone: wow the girl who leaked it is unbelievable like he trusted her and she did that to him wow……….

It os so true! I have heard this happening so many times!

20,466 notes8.305:41 AM

liams reaction a fans sign that said ”you saved me from killing myself in 2011 & helped me meet my girlfriend who keeps me alive. Thank you!” xx

Bless his soul

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So today a lady at the bus stop complimented me on my necklace. She said ” That is a really nice necklace. What is that? A star inside of a sun? Does it mean anything?”
In which I had to reply with….
“Uhmmm… it’s an anti demon posession symbol.”
Her face= priceless.

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MATT COHEN RETWEETED MY TWEET HOLY FUCK

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okaymad:

when you try your best but don’t succeed

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admiraloblivious:

truegryffindorforever:

urulokid:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

THE END

^rotfl and reblogging again for that comment.

Life goals: Be As Dweeby As Tolkien.

Who cares about learning about shakespeare. This is way more interesting

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

source: ratche-t via: asvprock #fs
lizclimo:

happy valentine’s day! don’t hurt yourself. 

lizclimo:

happy valentine’s day! don’t hurt yourself. 

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lizclimo:

you’re doing it wrong 

lizclimo:

you’re doing it wrong 

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lizclimo:

happy easter 

lizclimo:

happy easter 

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lizclimo:

just take his word for it 

lizclimo:

just take his word for it 

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